rnemes:

gudnam:

gudnam:

 i hate mac and cheese

i just lost a follower

u deserved it

(via snorlaxatives)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

lynzave:

my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”

(via jesussbabymomma)

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

(via whitegirlstatements)

theladyserket:

omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN

(via whitegirlstatements)

witchpop:

why do u only have 1 wing

(via whitegirlstatements)

fefjade:

petit-miss-manson:

fefjade:

“credit to whoever drew this”

THIS IS DRAWN?! :O

(Source: deijahsoldblog, via whitegirlstatements)